A young girl asked for the new Twilight DVD for her birthday. On her birthday, she sat outside surround by friend and family as she eagerly opened a beautifully wrapped dvd size package. Once it was opened, she stared at the dvd in her hand in disbelief.

“This is Veggie Tales….I asked for Twilight, mommy,” the girl wailed.

“Honey, I told you I don’t think you are old enough to watch those types of movies yet. Veggie Tales are a better choice for someone your age…you used to love them …and we can watch it together.”

The girl looked at the dvd. “Veggies, huh?“ She mumbled. The girl opened the package and took a bite out of the disc. She spit the bite out towards her mother, and the piece flew into her neck like a ninja star. She made a faint gasping sound as the blood trickled from her neck.

Twilight obsessed kids are crazy!